Unitato!

Man, I love the internet.  You find some of the coolest, funkiest stuff.  Like the Unitato!
Here's a pattern for them!

Materials
WW yarn in cream, white, and dark and light purple (I used RedHeart Super Saver in Aran, White, Amethyst, and Pale Plum)
Black fabric paint, or black sewing thread
Dark pink or red felt for the tongue
G hook
Stuffing


Body (with Aran)
Rnd 1: 6sc in magic ring (6)
Rnd 2: Inc in each sc around (12)
Rnd 3: Sc 1, inc, repeat around (18)
Rnd 4: Sc 2, inc, repeat around (24)
Rnd 5: Sc 3, inc, repeat around (30)
Rnd 6: Sc 4, inc, repeat around (36)
Rnd 7: Sc 5, inc, repeat around (42)
Rnd 8: Sc 6, inc, repeat around (48)
Rnd 9: Sc 7, inc, repeat around (54)
Rnd 10-38: Sc in each sc around (54)
Rnd 39: Sc 7, dec, repeat around (48)
Rnd 40: Sc 6, dec, repeat around (42)
Rnd 41: Sc 5, dec, repeat around (36)
Rnd 42: Sc 4, dec, repeat around (30)
Rnd 43: Sc 3, dec, repeat around (24) Start stuffing here, and keep stuffing as you go.
Rnd 44: Sc 2, dec, repeat around (18)
Rnd 45: Sc 1, dec, repeat around (12)
Rnd 46: Dec, repeat around (6)
F/O with long tail.  Add any last stuffing needed, sew shut, set aside.

Horn (with Pale Plum)
Starting w/a long tail, Ch 12, join
Row 1: sc in each ch around (12)
Row 2: sc 2 , dec, repeat around (9)
Row 3: sc in each sc around (9)
Row 4: sc 1, dec, repeat around (6)
Row 5: sc in each sc around (6)
Row 6: sc 1, dec, repeat around (4)
Row 7: dec, repeat around (2)
F/O, sew shut at tip, stuff, set aside.

Ears (make 2 w/Aran)
Rnd 1: 3sc in magic ring
Rnd 2: Inc in each sc around (6)
Rnd 3: Sc 1, inc, repeat around (9)
Rnd 4-5: sc in each sc around (9)
Rnd 6: Sc 1, dec, repeat around (6)
Rnd 7: sc in each sc around (6)
F/O w/long tail, do not stuff, set aside.

Muzzle/Snout (w/Aran)
Rnd 1: 6sc in magic ring (6)
Rnd 2: Sc 1, inc, repeat around (9)
Rnd 3: sc in each sc around (9)
Rnd 4: sc 2, inc, repeat around (12)
Rnd 5: repeat rnd 2 (18)
Rnd 6-7: sc in each sc around (18)
F/O w/long tail, stuff, set aside.

Eyes (make 2 w/white)
Rnd 1: 6sc in magic ring (6)
Rnd 2: Inc in each sc around (12)
Rnd 3: Sc 1, inc, repeat around (18)
Rnd 4: Sc in each sc around (18)
F/O w/long tail, add 10mm safety eyes if you want, stuff, set aside.

Hair (w/Amethyst)
Rnd 1: 6sc in magic ring (6)
Rnd 2: Inc in each sc around (12)
Rnd 3: Inc in each sc around (24)
Rnd 4: Sc in each sc around (24)
You'll now be working in rows.
Row 5: Sc in next 2sc, hdc in next 2 sc, dc in next 2 sc, leave the rest of the stitches unworked.  Ch 2, turn. (6)
Row 6: Skip 1st stitch, dc in next stitch, hdc in next 2 stitches, sc dec over last 2 stitches.  Turn with out chaining. (4)
Row 7: Sc in 1 stitch, hdc in next 2 stitches, dc in last stitch.  Turn with out chaining (4)
Row 8: Skip 1st stitch, sc 1, dec over last 2.  Turn with out chaining.  (2)
Row 9: Dec over the 2 stitches. (1)  F/O, sew horn to rnd 2 of hair, set aside.

Tail (w/Amethyst)
Rnd 1: 6sc in magic ring (6)
Rnd 2: Sc 1, inc, repeat around (9)
Rnd 3: Sc in each sc around (9)
Rnd 4: Sc 2, inc, repeat around (12)
Rnd 5: Repeat rnd 4 (16)
Rnd 6-9: Sc in each sc around (16)
Rnd 10: Sc 2, dec, repeat around (12) start stuffing lightly at this point.
Rnd 11-13: Sc in each sc around (12)
Rnd 14: Repeat rnd 10 (9)
Rnd 15: Sc in each sc around (9)
Rnd 16: Sc 1, dec, repeat around (6)
Rnd 17: Repeat rnd 16 (4)
Rnd 18: Dec around (2) F/O, sew shut.

Assembly.
I suck at this part of pattern writting.  The best I can tell you to do is look at the photos, and go from there for the sewing of everything together.
Once you have your Unitato all sewn together, give them all their face, ear, and horn details with either black fabric paint, or black sewing thread.  Cut out a tongue shape from your felt, and either sew or glue it to the Unitato's muzzle.

Tada!